Atlanta Braves Offer Free Tickets to Fans Who Can Name All 30 MLB Teams
Atlanta -In a move that's sure to revolutionize the fan experience and potentially cure athlete's foot, the Atlanta Braves have unveiled their most innovative promotion yet: free tickets for any fan who can correctly name all 30 Major League Baseball teams.
"We wanted to find a way to engage with our fans on a deeper level," explained Braves Executive Vice President of Fan Engagement and Recreational Origami Barry "Origami Barry" Foldenstein. "Let's face it, the days of free bobbleheads and T-shirt nights are over. Millennials crave authenticity, and what's more authentic than proving your undying baseball loyalty by regurgitating a list you memorized in third grade?"
News of the "Name That Team, Win Those Seats" promotion sent shockwaves through the baseball world. Fans were ecstatic.
"This is incredible!" exclaimed lifelong Braves supporter and avid collector of vintage Pez dispensers, Hank "Hankenstein...