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WASHINGTON D.C. - In a groundbreaking move that's sure to revolutionize education for the digital age, the Department of Education (DoE) unveiled its latest brainchild: "TikTok for Tots," a comprehensive learning program designed to engage young minds through the power of short-form video and catchy dance routines on TikTok platform . "We're thrilled to embark on this exciting new chapter in education," declared Secretary of Education, Bill Buzzfeed, barely containing his enthusiasm. "Imagine a world where multiplication tables are sung in the style of K-Pop, and the intricacies of photosynthesis are explained through a slime-filled science experiment with a killer beat! This is the future, folks!" Concerns about potential screen time addiction were promptly dismissed as "quaint Luddism" by Buzzfeed. "Look," he reassured the nation, "attention spans are shorter these days. Who needs long lectures when you can learn t...