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The Wyoming state senate has voted 97-3 to ban the hackneyed, worn-out term "Ish," as in "We will go to dinner at 8 ish." Many residents of the Buffalo Herd state, have expressed a desire that the term needs to be retired like the terms "Where's my Hula Hoop," "Hey dad, can I have the keys to the Edsel," and the word "Hoax" when uttered by the fat, 367-pound, human whale, Donald J. Erasmus Trump. The "Ish" term had it's hey day, but now it is time to send it to the Outdated Terms Hell. SIDENOTE - A resident of Buffalo Nipples, Wyoming, named Si Sillabocker, III, 87, said that he loves that term and no one is going to make him stop using it. In fact, old Si, reportedly has nicknamed his wife of 52 years Valencia Jean..."Ishy." https://lighthousenewsnetwork.com/the-state-of-wyoming-bans-the-term-ish-as-in-8-ish/?feed_id=10488&_unique_id=674886a1b4905

BOISE, Idaho - (Spoop News) - The Boise Idahoan Gazette Newspaper has just stated that the devastating 7.9 earthquake that hit the "Potato State," ended up causing 13 million pounds of spuds, to end up in neighboring Wyoming. Gov. Mark "Potato Pie" Gordon said that his state will make every effort to have a team of ecologists travel to Wyoming and load up the potatoes and bring them back to Idaho. He noted that he will be employing the Idaho National Guard, The Idaho Highway Department, and members of the local chapter of the KKK to retrieve the billions of spuds. Meanwhile, fast food chains, like McDonalds, Burger King, Jack in The Box, and Whataburger will be importing potatoes for their French fries from Costa Rica. https://lighthousenewsnetwork.com/a-7-9-earthquake-hits-idaho-and-13-million-pounds-of-potatoes-end-up-in-neighboring-wyoming/?feed_id=9914&_unique_id=67460dbbb69c8