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PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA — In a move that has left the international community both baffled and mildly impressed, Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un has officially opened "Nukeland," North Korea's first-ever theme park featuring attractions inspired by the nation's robust nuclear program. The grand opening ceremony, held yesterday, saw Kim wielding comically oversized missile-shaped scissors to cut a uranium-enriched ribbon, officially declaring the park open for "mandatory fun." Situated on a repurposed nuclear test site, Nukeland boasts a variety of attractions designed to thrill visitors and raise eyebrows across the globe. The park's centerpiece, the "Rocket Roller Coaster," promises to take riders on a journey that's "out of this world, or at least out of the country's airspace." Constructed from recycled parts of failed missile launches, the coaster features a series of heart-stopping drops and turns that mimic the erratic f...