Climate Scientists Begin Leaving Passive-Aggressive Post-It Notes On SUVs
STOCKHOLM, SWEDEN - In a move that's both innovative and deeply relatable, climate scientists around the world have swapped their picket signs and lab coats for a more subtle weapon: the passive-aggressive Post-It note. Tired of shouting into the void (and frankly, tired of the picket sign splinters), these exasperated experts have begun leaving pointed messages on the windshields of gas-guzzling SUVs.
"We figured, yelling about ice caps melting just isn't cutting it anymore," sighed Dr. Greta Thunberg-Ersatz, a leading climate scientist and noted Post-It connoisseur. "People seem more receptive to gentle reminders about their oversized carbon footprints, especially when they're adorned with a cute little smiley face."
These "sticky bombs" of environmental guilt are proving surprisingly effective. Early reports indicate a surge in existential dread amongst SUV owners, with many spotted muttering darkly about public transportation and the...