Andrew Tate Launches 'Top G Prison Survival 101'
BUCHAREST, ROMANIA — In a stunning move that no one asked for, self-proclaimed “Top G” and part-time legal defendant Andrew Tate has officially announced his latest educational endeavor: Top G Prison Survival 101 —an online course designed to help “real men” maintain dominance while serving time behind bars.
Tate, who is currently entangled in legal battles in Romania, has assured his followers that his latest incarceration stint was not an unfortunate turn of events, but rather a “once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to gain exclusive, high-value knowledge” that he is now generously offering at a discounted rate of 500 cartons of cigarettes or the prison equivalent of $10,000 USD.
“This isn’t a setback—it’s a strategic business move,” Tate explained in a video filmed from a dimly lit holding cell, where he was inexplicably shirtless. “The Matrix tried to break me, but instead, they gave me free housing, a free gym , and 24/7 access to my thoughts—exactly what an alpha male needs to...