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PHILADELPHIA - (Sports News) - The Eagles recently took a fast food poll and the winner of the favorite fast food of the Philadelphia Eagles was fried chicken. The poll was conducted by The QuinniPinni Polling Agency and they found that the defensive unit to a man preferred fried chicken, such as KFC, Church's, Bush's, and Raising Cane's, whereas the offensive unit leaned more towards hamburgers, such as McDonalds, Whataburger, Bandit Burger, Wendy's, and Jack in The Box. The special unit team players were more into pizza, like Little Caesars, Dominos, The Pizza Prince, Leonetti's, and Pizza Hut. The coaches, including head coach Nick "The Stick" Sirianni said that they do not eat fast food and divulged that they like slow food, like T-Bones, Sirloins, Filet Mignon, and Baby Back Ribs. https://lighthousenewsnetwork.com/fried-chicken-is-the-favorite-fast-food-of-the-philadelphia-eagles/?feed_id=12917&_unique_id=6783f622da9ed

PHILADELPHIA - (Sports Satire) - Eagles head coach Nick Sirianni has expressed an interest in signing former Cowboys running back Ezekiel "Feed Me" Elliott. Sirianni says that he thinks Dallas owner Jerry "The Relic" Jones overlooked the fact that Zeke can still take the ball and run like a scalded dog gaining an average of 4.9 yards per carry. Sports Bet Gazette writer Zorro La Bamba stated that he heard that Zeke was let go because owner Jerry Jones did not like his humongous hairdo. One of the Eagles cheerleaders, Canteeta Fishington, 26, said that she dated Elliott back in high school and she remembers that even then he was all hands . SIDENOTE: Ezekiel says that he will donate $3,000 to The Home For Former Philadelphia Eagles Cheerleaders, for every touchdown that he scores. https://lighthousenewsnetwork.com/the-philadelphia-eagles-may-sign-ex-dallas-cowboy-ezekiel-elliott/?feed_id=11956&_unique_id=6751f959bb917

PHILADELPHIA - (Sports News) - The Eagles recently took a fast food poll and the winner of the favorite fast food of the Philadelphia Eagles was fried chicken. The poll was conducted by The QuinniPinni Polling Agency and they found that the defensive unit to a man preferred fried chicken, such as KFC, Church's, Bush's, and Raising Cane's, whereas the offensive unit leaned more towards hamburgers, such as McDonalds, Whataburger, Bandit Burger, Wendy's, and Jack in The Box. The special unit team players were more into pizza, like Little Caesars, Dominos, The Pizza Prince, Leonetti's, and Pizza Hut. The coaches, including head coach Nick "The Stick" Sirianni said that they do not eat fast food and divulged that they like slow food, like T-Bones, Sirloins, Filet Mignon, and Baby Back Ribs. https://lighthousenewsnetwork.com/fried-chicken-is-the-favorite-fast-food-of-the-philadelphia-eagles/?feed_id=10671&_unique_id=6748da837de6d