Lighthouse News Network

Fast food giants across the USA love seeing all those drones in Ukraine dropping bombs on unsuspecting Russians sleeping in their tanks that they want in on the drone business too! Preliminary tests are being done, and burgers and fries and tacos and buckets of chicken are being delivered at record speeds – can fast food get any faster? How about a drone jet! – and people are having a mixed reaction. One lady, Mrs. Agnus Filbert, has a small pyramid of burgers leaning heavily on her front door. “I can’t hardly get out to get the paper in the morning,” she told this reporter. “I gotta hack and slash my way through all them burgers! Plus the goddamn seagulls! And the neighbor kids always wanting a free meal!” One man, Dr. Milo Smilo, says, “I order a bucket of wings and they came sailing through my second story window – smashed the glass – luckily I was in the bathroom taking a big stinky [censored] at the time so it didn’t hit me. Who’s flying those robots?” Who indee...