Harry Styles Announces New Album: Fine Line 2: The Fine Line Between Sanity and Insanity
BREAKING: Harry Styles Announces 'Fine Line 2,' Promises Most Authentic Mental Breakdown Yet
LOS ANGELES —In what music industry experts are calling "the most carefully orchestrated identity crisis of the decade," pop sensation Harry Styles announced his upcoming album "Fine Line 2: The Fine Line Between Sanity and Insanity" during an interpretive dance performance at Milan Fashion Week while wearing a Gucci straightjacket adorned with pearl buttons and vintage teacups.
"This album really explores the journey of discovering which of my 47 public personas is actually me," said Styles, speaking in seven different accents simultaneously during Thursday's press conference. "I've spent the last six months living in a funhouse mirror maze, and let me tell you, the Harry in the wavy mirror really gets me."
According to Styles' management team, the album was recorded entirely while the singer spun in a restored 1940s teacup ...