GOP Proposes New Amendment: Any News That Makes Republicans Uncomfortable is Fake
WASHINGTON — In a groundbreaking move to streamline the fact-checking process, Republican lawmakers introduced a constitutional amendment Thursday that would allow any news causing Republican discomfort to be automatically classified as "fake news," effectively replacing traditional verification methods with gut feelings.
The Emotional Truth Detection Amendment (ETDA), championed by House GOP leader James "Just Trust Me" Johnson, would revolutionize the way Americans determine reality by establishing discomfort as the primary arbiter of truth.
"For too long, we've been enslaved by so-called 'evidence' and 'verifiable facts,'" Johnson declared during a press conference where he appeared visibly uncomfortable with several questions about his own statement. "This amendment finally acknowledges what we've known all along – if it feels wrong, it is wrong."
The proposed amendment introduces the groundbreaking "Disc...