Bill gifts China with what it can never get enough of: viruses
Bill Gates arrived in China and was handing out free man-made viruses he built in his underground dungeon computer lab during a lightning storm and a full wolf moon. These were computer viruses, of course, since Bill is not trained in a biological, chemical, or medical field.
He gave the Chinese Emperor, Xi Dingbat, the computer viruses so that China could unleash them on the world in a few years, locking all the computers, then engaging in extortion and blackmail to make tons of cash and then, maybe, unlock those computers. (With lots of spyware in them, of course, relaying data back to Dingbat himself. Like TikTok.)
The reason Bill was giving the gifts that keep on giving was because he had heard a lot of things on the internet (the most unreliable source of … well, everything) about who and what and how the Covid virus was made. China must have the answers!
Bill and Dingbat will be talking viruses and when the next pandemic should happen – and Bill has tons of investm...