Harry and Megs create royal rap song
Everything else failed: interviews, books, Netflix film, the Manhattan car chase. Still, the royal family remains loved and respected, not hidden behind sunglasses, making appointments with paparazzi.
How to convince the world of the horrors caused by The Firm or The Buckingham Palace mafia?
Gee, whiz! They have suffered. Look! Here comes that tear from her left eye. Please wait for it. It's traveling up her elbow. and squeezing through her shoulder. Made it to her cheek. Bingo! Her eye is watering up. Wait for it. It's parked in her eye. She's looking glassy-eyed. It better pop. Here it comes. One tear down her left cheek.
Rap songs never have a melody but lots of mean criticism, vile words, and brimming with anger.
Writing a rap song is easier than cranking up that tear.
They'll refer to Her Majesty, Queen of England as The Purse Lady who stole their happiness and inheritance, exiling them away from England.
"What rhymes with England...