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Britney Spears recently told Traci Diddle with the National Rumblings that she was shocked to learn that Anderson Cooper is quite the stud in the kitchen...wait...kitchen?! She told Miss Diddle that she had always heard that he played for the other team, but damn was she wrong. She noted that he has no inclinations to vegetarianism at all - he's a red-meat man through and through! Spears said that she and Andy, as she calls him got matching tattoos to celebrate their new found friendship. When asked what the tattoo was, Brit giggled, took a sip of her El Matador Tequila and said that the two lovebirds had vowed to keep it a secret, but rumous are that Anderson has a big Oscar Meyer wiener and Britney has a big open hot dog bun, dripping with mayo. https://lighthousenewsnetwork.com/britney-spears-and-anderson-cooper-get-matching-tattoos/?feed_id=10619&_unique_id=6748bf9eb4f2f

Sports Territory Magazine has just broken the story that one of the richest oilmen in Texas, Byron Bentley Brookstocker, 101, has married one of the most beautiful cheerleaders to ever cheer for the Dallas Cowboys. The May-December pair were married in the exquisitely luxurious Lady Godiva 5-Star Hotel in St. Tropez, France. Jilly Dominion, 22, sat atop a beautifully magnificent white $1.7 million Saddlebred horse, while Brookstocker sat in his $750,000 customized San VaVaVoom wheelchair. The event was attended by over 3,000 people, including the owner of the Dallas Cowboys Jerry Jones, Paul McCartney, Kate Gosselin, Demi Lovato, Lionel Richie, and Kim Kardashian and her boyfriend Spanish matador Joaquin Gazpacho. Music was provided by the heavy metal Irish band, WD-40, whose latest single titled "The Ballad of the Shamrock Apocalypse." is currently number 3 on The Top 99 Music Chart. SIDENOTE: The wedding almost did not take place because Brookstocker...