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The latest rumor to come out of Big D (Dallas) is that Cowboys owner Jerry Jones, 80, allegedly engaged in an epic dance-off with two of his team cheerleaders. According to Hollywood Innuendo reporter Sausalito Ole, the two brave dancers who dared to challenge Jones on the dance floor are Kelli Baffle, 24, and Tess Oakwood, 25. Miss Baffle revealed that what started as a friendly tap on the shoulder quickly escalated into a full-blown dance extravaganza. Jones unleashed his hidden moves, busting out dance styles from the disco era, including the "Jerry Jones Hustle" and the "Cowboy Shuffle." Witnesses claim that the dance battle reached its peak when Jones and the cheerleaders synchronized their moves to perform a "Cowboy Conga Line," with Jones leading the way in his signature cowboy hat. Meanwhile, Jones has clarified that he was simply showcasing his dancing skills to the newest members of the renowned cheerleader squad. He claims t...

Sports Territory Magazine has just broken the story that one of the richest oilmen in Texas, Byron Bentley Brookstocker, 101, has married one of the most beautiful cheerleaders to ever cheer for the Dallas Cowboys. The May-December pair were married in the exquisitely luxurious Lady Godiva 5-Star Hotel in St. Tropez, France. Jilly Dominion, 22, sat atop a beautifully magnificent white $1.7 million Saddlebred horse, while Brookstocker sat in his $750,000 customized San VaVaVoom wheelchair. The event was attended by over 3,000 people, including the owner of the Dallas Cowboys Jerry Jones, Paul McCartney, Kate Gosselin, Demi Lovato, Lionel Richie, and Kim Kardashian and her boyfriend Spanish matador Joaquin Gazpacho. Music was provided by the heavy metal Irish band, WD-40, whose latest single titled "The Ballad of the Shamrock Apocalypse." is currently number 3 on The Top 99 Music Chart. SIDENOTE: The wedding almost did not take place because Brookstocker...