Mexico's Destroyer The Pancho Villa Shoots a Russian Surveillance Plane Out of The Sky
SOMEWHERE IN THE BLACK SEA - (Spoof Satire) - Mexico's El Ole News Agency reports that the destroyer Pancho Villa has just shot a Russian surveillance plane out of the Ukrainian sky.
The plane is worth $63 million and was the pride and joy of the Russian commie invader Vladimir Nikita "Shorty" Putin.
A spokesperson for the Mexican government, Doremi Granados said that the commander of the Pancho Villa , Captain Alonzo Lorenzo Si, will be awarded Mexico's highest naval medal The Maracasista Presidential Award for Tremendous Valor, Courage, Heroism, Gallantry, Fortitude, and Balls .
Captain Si will also receive a year's supply of El Matador Tequila, a pair of solid gold maracas, and $60,000 pesos cash [$3,320.66 US].
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