When two nerds go to war, moms get mad and cheerleaders laugh
Since Elon Musk can’t tell a joke to save his life , he is now trying to acquire more fame by doing things only a C-list celebrity would do to try to get back on top and be loved again.
He’s going to try and beat up another techno nerd who also wants publicity to be a “good guy” again. Billionaires don’t like to be criticized by the poor, after all, so it’s time for them to beat each other up!
Mark Zuckerberg, the founder of Facebook , is ready to take on Elon in an octagon cage match, where they will both put on the gloves, hike up their satin shorts, and do a little Mohammad Ali dancing in the ring, to see which computer geek is the GREATEST!!
Seriously? Have you ever watched two nerds fight? Hilarious.
First, they have to take out their pocket protectors and calculators and Dungeons and Dragons maps and creased photos of the high school cheerleaders who called them nerds and made fun of their Adam’s apples … and then finally, they fight.
One throws a punch … an...