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Brace yourselves, because the Kardashian K Klan has just descended upon the Las Vegas strip in their signature style, turning Sin City into 'K-Sin' City! In a move that's more extravagant than a Kardashian closet, the nation's wealthiest siblings have taken the reins of the illustrious "Cleopatra's Barge Gambling Casino and Hotel." Scuttlebutt Review got the exclusive scoop from the sassiest sister in town, April Jiggle. As the dust settled on this sensational purchase, Miss Jiggle couldn't resist quizzing Kim Kardashian on the secretive purchase price. Kim coyly kept it under wraps, but we weren't going to be left in the dark. Our indefatigable information guru, Andy Cohen, spilled the beans and confirmed that the Kardashian K Klan had dropped a jaw-dropping $1.83 billion on their latest escapade. A casual purchase for them, right? Jiggle notes this isn't your ordinary Vegas joint. Oh no, the Kardashians are turning it into a...

LOS ANGELES—In what experts are calling a groundbreaking advancement in the field of meaningless wealth creation, the Kardashian-Jenner family announced Tuesday the launch of their own cryptocurrency , KardashianCoin, marking the first-ever digital currency backed entirely by Instagram likes and reality show ratings. The announcement, made via a synchronized interpretive TikTok dance featuring all family members, promises to "democratize being famous for being famous" while offering investors the unique opportunity to lose money in a way that's "totally cute and, like, Instagram-worthy." "We're literally revolutionizing the way people, like, invest and stuff," said Kim Kardashian during a press conference where journalists were required to use beauty filters and sign NDAs promising to only use approved crying face emojis in their coverage. "It's basically the same as regular money, except each coin features one of our iconic ugly-cry...