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Two of America's top singers, Britney Spears and Jennifer Lopez have gone into the recording studio and recorded an anti-Donald Trump song. The pair went into the Round and Round Recording Studio in El Segundo, California and recorded a song that was written by Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr. The song is titled, "Hey You Orange Complected US Tax Evader, Why Don't You Go Jump In a Fucking Active Volcano." Paul and Ringo said that 99.8% of all of their British relatives and friends in the United Kingdom hate Trump more than woodpeckers hate pecking on concrete piers. Meanwhile Britney's new boyfriend Anderson Cooper says he plans to have Brit and J.Lo on his show so they can reveal at least two dozen reasons why the tangerine colored Whale (Trump) needs to be incarcerated as soon as possible. https://lighthousenewsnetwork.com/britney-spears-and-jennifer-lopez-record-an-anti-trump-song/?feed_id=14399&_unique_id=67bd08debde0c

J.Lo says that her recent sex therapy sessions with noted sex therapist Dr. Fanny Cumterelli (at a cost of $62,500), have worked damn good, as she now can have passion-filled intimacy without guilt. Her hubby Ben Affleck, says that Jenny on the Block , as she is known in the Bronx, has devoted a lot of her time, money, and energy to make sure that she is woman enough for her man. Lopez says Ben is by far the most amazing lover that she has ever had, and she has had lots of 'em. J.Lo is currently in the recording studio working on her latest album titled, "Jennifer Lopez and Pitbull Sing Sexy Songs To Make Out To." https://lighthousenewsnetwork.com/jennifer-lopez-therapy-sessions-were-a-success/?feed_id=8812&_unique_id=6744fb03dc252

The word on the streets of "Celeb City," is that the powers-that-be at American Idol are fit to be tied with the actions of Katy Perry. It appears that Miss Perry is extremely upset at the fact that in order to get higher viewership, the show's executives decided that Miss Perry would play the part of the 'bad cop,' or to be more specific, the 'bad judge." The show's executives wanted someone to take the place of Simon "The Sultan of Sarcasm" and to adopt his mean-as-hell style to get more 'watchers.' In the meantime, Katy, started getting tons of hate mail, hate text, and hate cell phone calls telling her that the cartels were going to find her and silence her belligerent mouth. Info guru Andy Cohen has divulged that the hot, sexy, Latina firecracker Jennifer Lopez (aka J.Lo) may be Katy's replacement. Katy is reportedly suffering from stress, strain, loss of appetite, loss of weight, and her hubby says tha...

The Sports Bet Gazette has just reported that Jennifer Lopez and Kimberly Guilfoyle will be starring in a wrestling movie. The two Puerto Rican babes will be starring in the Tri Moon Film production titled, "The Lovely Puerto Rican Wrestling Babes." The film is being directed by award winning director/producer Bellanino Terrabini, who also directed "Beating Around Promiscuous Bonnie's Bush," "Meanage-A-Trois Vampires," and "The Woman With 3 Working Vaginas." Zorro La Bamba with SBG noted that Jenny and Kimmy have become very close friends since both are Puerto Ricans, and both are very good cooks. (Just checking my notes...yes...it says cooks, but it's a bit smudged.) He noted that the fact that Lopez is a Democrat and Guilfoyle is a Republican caused a bit of a problem at first, but the two are now as close as peanut butter and jelly between two slices of bread. ■ https://lighthousenewsnetwork.com/jennifer-lope...