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For generations, we've been bombarded with a relentless message: sleep is essential for health, happiness, and apparently, remembering your boss's name during a morning meeting. But a groundbreaking new study from the prestigious Institute for Perpetual Hustle (IPH) throws a steaming cup of lukewarm coffee in the face of conventional wisdom. Brace yourselves, sheep-counting insomniacs, because according to these sleep renegades, the perfect amount of sleep is actually however much you can't get . "This is a game-changer," enthused Dr. Bartholomew "Buzz" Sawyers, the lead researcher and a man who hasn't slept soundly since the dial-up internet era. "For years, we've been told eight hours is the magic number, but that's simply unrealistic in today's fast-paced, hyper-connected world. Who has time for eight blissful hours of unconsciousness when there are emails to be answered, side hustles to be pursued, and that ever-elusive inbo...

For generations, we've been bombarded with a relentless message: sleep is essential for health, happiness, and apparently, remembering your boss's name during a morning meeting. But a groundbreaking new study from the prestigious Institute for Perpetual Hustle (IPH) throws a steaming cup of lukewarm coffee in the face of conventional wisdom. Brace yourselves, sheep-counting insomniacs, because according to these sleep renegades, the perfect amount of sleep is actually however much you can't get . "This is a game-changer," enthused Dr. Bartholomew "Buzz" Sawyers, the lead researcher and a man who hasn't slept soundly since the dial-up internet era. "For years, we've been told eight hours is the magic number, but that's simply unrealistic in today's fast-paced, hyper-connected world. Who has time for eight blissful hours of unconsciousness when there are emails to be answered, side hustles to be pursued, and that ever-elusive inbo...