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HOLLYWOOD, CA - In a move that would make even Evel Knievel reconsider his career choices, Tom Cruise has reportedly begun training for his role in "Mission: Impossible 8" by attempting to live on the moon. Sources close to the notoriously dedicated actor claim Cruise is currently residing in a custom-built lunar habitat erected in his backyard, complete with low-gravity simulation and a "space-food pantry" stocked entirely with astronaut ice cream and Tang. This news comes as no surprise to fans of the "Mission: Impossible" franchise, a series known for pushing the boundaries of human endurance and CGI budgets. From scaling the Burj Khalifa to dangling from a plane at 40,000 feet, Cruise has consistently defied the laws of physics and good sense in the name of on-screen thrills. But even by Cruise's standards, living on the moon is a whole new level of "extreme."     "Tom's always been one to fully immerse...