Candace Owens Changed My Mind Again
NEW YORK — In what experts are calling “a groundbreaking step in performative ideological gymnastics,” conservative commentator Candace Owens has announced her latest television venture: Changed My Mind Again , a show dedicated entirely to Owens publicly revising her opinions in real-time, sometimes multiple times within the same sentence.
The show, set to premiere on an undisclosed network (or whatever platform will still have her), promises to be a “revolutionary approach to political discourse,” according to Owens—though sources close to her say she’s already reconsidering that stance.
“People say I flip-flop, but that’s an unfair characterization,” Owens stated during the press conference. “It’s more of an elegant, well-choreographed ideological breakdance.”
The announcement comes just weeks after Owens made headlines for publicly questioning her longtime support of Donald Trump , only to later reaffirm her support after realizing her audience wasn't quite ready ...