Trump’s Gold Card Citizenship: Nothing Says America Like paying
WASHINGTON— In a bold move to streamline the citizenship process (and pad America’s wallet), President Donald Trump has unveiled his latest initiative: the Trump Gold Card Citizenship Program . The plan, which allows aspiring Americans to purchase instant U.S. citizenship for a modest fee of $5 million, has already been hailed by top economists, luxury real estate developers, and at least three Russian oligarchs as "the most American thing ever."
"Folks, America is tired of losers sneaking in for free," Trump said at a press conference outside his Mar-a-Lago residence, standing in front of an oversized replica of a Visa Black Card with his face on it. "Ellis Island? Outdated. Green cards? Boring. We're bringing in people who really want to be here—the rich! And let me tell you, rich people make the best Americans. They're winners. They have yachts. They own golf courses. Some of them have been to space! That’s what we need. Not more people who ‘wor...