Trump Hires Broadway Choreographer to Make Cabinet Members' Entrance 'More Dramatic Than Hamilton
WASHINGTON — In a bold move to ensure his potential return to the presidency outshines all previous inaugurations, President Donald Trump announced Monday the hiring of acclaimed Broadway choreographer Marcus "Jazz Hands" Rodriguez to orchestrate what he promises will be "the most theatrical, the most tremendous cabinet entrance in the history of inaugurations, maybe ever."
Sources close to the production reveal that Trump was inspired after watching a TikTok video of a flash mob at a New Jersey mall, reportedly turning to an aide and declaring, "That's what American leadership should look like – but bigger, much bigger, and with more gold."
Rodriguez, whose previous credits include "Cats on Wall Street" and "The Phantom of the Federal Reserve," has been tasked with transforming the traditionally staid ceremony into what Trump describes as " Hamilton times a million, plus lasers." The choreographer's initial s...