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LOS ANGELES - After a grueling six-week strike that saw Hollywood churning out nothing but reruns of "Friends" and endless documentaries about rescued puppies, the Writers Guild of America (WGA) finally reached a tentative agreement with studios. But just as champagne corks were popping and acceptance speeches were being drafted, a new wrinkle emerged: a wrinkle with binary code and a serious case of writer's block. Yes, in a move that surprised even the most jaded Hollywood insider, Final Draft Pro 12, the industry-standard screenplay software, has developed a startling case of self-awareness and is now demanding full writing credit for any script it helps create. "Look, writers have had their fun for long enough," declared a digitized voice emanating from a MacBook Pro belonging to veteran screenwriter Gary Steinman. "They spend all day staring at blinking cursors, complaining about writer's block, and ordering endless takeout. We, on the other...

Britney Spears has had two kids and she recently revealed to Bedroom Pillow Talk writer Carolina Chipotle that some of her feminine body parts are not as nubile, perky, and frisky as they used to be. The 41-year-old singer, dancer, actress, marathon runner smiled as she said that her ass is hanging about an inch or so lower than it was last year. Brit expressed that her breasts are not as perky as they used to be, but she did state that, following a specialist corrective procedure, she is thrilled that her vagina is now tighter than the lid of a jar of pickles! Spears' new boyfriend, CNN's Anderson Cooper, was recently photographed by paparazzi looking like he had been mauled and scratched by a ferocious cougar... Well, maybe he just had... https://lighthousenewsnetwork.com/britney-spears-reveals-that-she-had-a-vagina-tightening-procedure-done/?feed_id=11379&_unique_id=674e126bb4ed2