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IN A TOTALLY REAL DEAL, TRUMP ANNOUNCES NEW REALITY SHOW FROM PRISON: 'THE APPRENTICE: RETURN OF THE TANGERINE TYRANT' NEW YORK — In what entertainment experts are calling the most ambitious crossover between reality TV and actual reality, former President Donald Trump announced today from his "incredibly luxurious" cell at Rikers Island that he's launching a groundbreaking new season of The Apprentice. The show, which NBC has "definitely not agreed to" but Trump is "announcing anyway," promises to revolutionize the intersection of legal defense and prime-time entertainment. "It's going to be tremendous, folks. Nobody does prison shows better than me, maybe except Martha Stewart , but she didn't have my ratings," Trump declared through the prison's collect call system. "We're taking this franchise to new heights – about six stories high, which is coincidentally the height of these beautiful concrete walls ...