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MANCHESTER, NH — In an unprecedented campaign announcement that has sent shockwaves through the political establishment, third-party candidate Marcus Singleton unveiled his groundbreaking single-promise platform Thursday, pledging to "absolutely, positively never run for president again" if elected. "My fellow Americans, I stand before you today with the most honest campaign promise in political history," Singleton declared to a crowd of increasingly intrigued voters at his campaign launch. "Unlike my opponents who promise everything from lower taxes to solving climate change, I promise just one thing: you'll never have to see my face after my term ends. Not in campaign ads, not in cable news interviews, not even in those weird political documentaries Netflix keeps making." The bold strategy has resonated with voters weary of career politicians, with recent polling showing Singleton surging to 23% among Americans who describe themselves as "...