Trump's New Campaign Slogan: 'I'll Make America Great Again... Or At Least Less Awful
MAR-A-LAGO, FL — In a stunning departure from his trademark hyperbole, former President Donald Trump unveiled his 2024 campaign's new slogan Wednesday, promising supporters he would "Make America Great Again... Or At Least Less Awful," marking what political analysts are calling "a revolutionary approach to strategic defeatism."
Speaking to a crowd of somewhat enthusiastic supporters at his Mar-a-Lago resort, Trump explained his groundbreaking pivot to mediocrity. "Nobody knows less awful like I know less awful, folks. We're going to lower expectations to levels nobody's ever seen before, maybe ever in history," Trump declared as confused supporters attempted to chant "MALAT" (Make America Less Awful Today) with varying degrees of success.
The former president's new campaign strategy represents a stark departure from his previous promises of "American carnage" to "American slight improvement," with merc...