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In a shocking turn of events, Rosie O'Donnell , the renowned comedian and actress, has not only relocated to Ireland but has also taken it upon herself to declare her sovereignty over the Emerald Isle. This bold move comes as she seeks to escape the political turmoil in the United States, which she has been vocal about criticizing. "I never thought I'd leave America, but Ireland has stolen my heart," O'Donnell said in a statement. "And since I'm here, I figured, why not go all in? I've always been a natural leader, and what better way to lead than as the Queen of Ireland?" O'Donnell's ascension to the throne was met with a mix of amusement and confusion among the Irish locals. While some welcomed her with open arms, others questioned the legitimacy of her claim. "We didn't exactly have a royal election, but she does make a mean Irish stew," said a Dublin resident. As Queen, O'Donnell has vowed to bring about a ne...

The "Rumor Mills" have been working overtime and the latest scoop is that former singer Madonna, who is 64, but looks 84, and unemployed TV host Rosie O'Donnell, who is 61, and looks 62, are a couple, as in a 'Married Couple." Madonna, who is known as "The Material Grandmother" is trying to make a musical comeback (her 7th try in 9 years). Rosie, who was the 'guy' in her two previous marriages said that no matter what anyone thinks, Madonna is still sexy as hell, pretty as-the-dickens, and rich as shit. Meanwhile Madonna, who recently had her belly button raised three inches says that she loves how Rosie walks around their house in work boots, work shirts, and with a codpiece in her Fruit of the Loom briefs. ■ https://lighthousenewsnetwork.com/madonna-talks-about-the-rumors-that-she-and-rosie-odonnell-are-married-to-each-other/?feed_id=14449&_unique_id=67c08d9cb851b