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Sportsapalooza News reporter Pia Confetti has just broken the story that the 2025 NCAA March Madness Tournament has just signed a contract with the nation's number one prophylactic company, Paul Bunyan Condoms. In the world of birth control the Los Angeles-based company is the most respected and most popular among males from 19 to 89. Since the abolition of Roe v. Wade, condom sales are up 6000% across the US. A spokesperson for the company Dekalb Kinder was asked how much March Madness will be paying Paul Bunyan. He refused to answer saying that truth be told it is no one's business. Paul Bunyon took a 22.5 size shoe, his condoms fit the average male - from head to foot! [EDITOR'S NOTE: I spoke to America's information guru Andy Cohen, and after making a phone call, he informed me that March Madness will be paying Paul Bunyan $1.7 billion for the 2025 tournament .] https://lighthousenewsnetwork.com/the-ncaa-march-madness-committee-says-pa...

The NCAA March Madness Rules & Policy Committee had been thinking about changing the college basketball tournament from March to May. The committee stated that the weather would be better for the players, the fans, the cheerleaders, and the beer and hot dog vendors. The matter went to the Supreme Court and they have now ruled that the college tournament will remain in the month of March. The vote was 8 to 1, so the balls will continue to be dribbled in the month of March and not in the month of May. SIDENOTE: After hearing about the ruling one college team, the Cheese State Ice Cats have stated that they may not attend the 2024 March Madness Tournament. https://lighthousenewsnetwork.com/the-supreme-court-rules-that-march-madness-has-to-remain-in-march/?feed_id=8105&_unique_id=673f6ed8b9715