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King Charles III, has just announced that his mum, Queen Elizabeth (aka Queen Lizzy) bequeathed $700,000 to her favorite Major League Baseball team, the world champion Houston Astros. The queen was very fond of Astros superstar Jose Altuve, who last year sent her four front row tickets to an Astros home game, which the queen attended with her son King Charles III, and Prince Harry and his gorgeously sexy wife Meghan Markle. Buck House reported that Lizzy was so thrilled, excited, and honored at Jose's kind gesture that she sent him, one of her prized autographed 17th century Queen Anne crowns. She asked the Venezuelan native for an autographed baseball. Altuve not only sent her three autographed baseballs, he also sent her one of his autographed fielder's gloves, an autographed baseball bat, a pair of autographed baseball cleats, and one of his autographed crotch cups. https://lighthousenewsnetwork.com/king-charles-iii-reveals-that-queen-elizabeth-lef...

Tickety Boo News reporter Grover Buck reveals that King Charles III has extended a warm invitation to President Biden for a visit to Buckingham Palace. During the visit, the distinguished pair intends to discuss the ongoing Russian invasion of Ukraine and the more pressing matter of the rising cost of fish and chips. As a gesture of friendship, President Biden will present King Charles with a grandiose pair of Texan cowboy boots, adorned with sparkling sequins and featuring the Stars and Stripes. King Charles has promised to proudly don the boots throughout President Biden's visit, symbolizing the spirit of cross-cultural harmony. King Charles III plans to treat President Biden to an exhilarating royal "trail" hunt (nudge, nudge, wink, wink), showcasing the traditions of the bloodthirsty aristocracy. Furthermore, the King plans to take Biden up the Arsenal to watch a match against Manchester United at the Emirates Stadium. SIDENOTE: King Charles also...

London's Ta Ta For Now News reports that the extremely popular and rich-as-the-royal dickens King Charles III, has just invited British moguls Simon Cowell and Piers Morgan to visit him and the Queen Consort, Camilla Parker Bowles at Buckingham Palace. Palace spokesperson Nigel Foote notes that the two Englishmen will dine in the Winston Churchill Commemorative Dining Hall, where they will feast on a dinner of Sauteed Fox thighs marinated in a pinot wine imported from the highlands of Italy. The side dishes will include woodchuck twice basted in a bombastic vichyssoise pureed in hollandaise sauce. And for dessert the party will feast on Baked Alaska topped with imported Icelandic cream cheese thrice dipped in smashed low-cal cherries. SIDENOTE: After dinner KC-III and the two British gents will retreat to the honorary Petula Clark Sitting Room, where they will be discussing plans for a huge music gala to be held at Wembley Stadium. https://lighthousenewsne...

Boom Boom News (UK) has just revealed that King Charles III, informed them that Queen Elizabeth bequeathed $3 million (£2.358,990 UK) to the Beatles Museum in Liverpool. Charles said that his mum was a big fan of John, Paul, George, and Ringo. He noted that she cherished the autographed "Hard Days Night" album that the lads from Liverpool gave her on Christmas day, back in 1964. John had also given the queen a hat that he autographed with the inscription "To Gorgeous Queeny From Johnny Boy." Paul recalled that he and John actually wrote a song for her majesty which they titled, "The Lovely Queen's Bloomin' Knickers," which appeared on their fourth album titled, "It's Us - The Bloody Blokes From Liverpool." ■ https://lighthousenewsnetwork.com/king-charles-iii-says-that-his-mum-queen-elizabeth-left-3-million-to-the-beatles-museum-in-liverpool/?feed_id=9576&_unique_id=67437266b45ca

King Charles III, has just announced that his mum, Queen Elizabeth (aka Queen Lizzy) bequeathed $700,000 to her favorite Major League Baseball team, the world champion Houston Astros. The queen was very fond of Astros superstar Jose Altuve, who last year sent her four front row tickets to an Astros home game, which the queen attended with her son King Charles III, and Prince Harry and his gorgeously sexy wife Meghan Markle. Buck House reported that Lizzy was so thrilled, excited, and honored at Jose's kind gesture that she sent him, one of her prized autographed 17th century Queen Anne crowns. She asked the Venezuelan native for an autographed baseball. Altuve not only sent her three autographed baseballs, he also sent her one of his autographed fielder's gloves, an autographed baseball bat, a pair of autographed baseball cleats, and one of his autographed crotch cups. https://lighthousenewsnetwork.com/king-charles-iii-reveals-that-queen-elizabeth-lef...