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NEW YORK— In a groundbreaking move that's set to revolutionize both reality television and the American penal system, Bravo has announced its latest spin-off series: "Real Housewives of the Correctional Facility." The show, inspired by "Grande Dame" Karen Huger's recent DUI arrest, promises to bring the glitz, glamour, and petty drama of the "Real Housewives" franchise to the gritty world of women's prisons. "We're always looking for fresh ways to exploit—I mean, showcase—our talent," said Andy Cohen, Bravo's executive producer and professional pot-stirrer. "When we heard about Karen's legal troubles, we thought, 'Why stop at house arrest when we can go full Orange Is the New Black?'" The show will feature a star-studded cast of former housewives and newcomers, all serving time for various white-collar crimes and misdemeanors. Karen Huger, self-proclaimed "Grand Dame of Cell Block D," wi...