Congress Passes Bill to Replace Electoral College with TikTok Dance-Off
WASHINGTON — In a groundbreaking move to modernize America's democratic process, Congress passed legislation Thursday replacing the Electoral College with a nationwide TikTok dance competition, finally answering the age-old question of whether the presidency should be decided by who has the best choreography.
The "Making America Groove Again Act" passed with surprising bipartisan support after a viral video of Senator Chuck Grassley (R-IA) attempting "The Griddy" garnered an unexpected 2.3 million likes. "If we can't beat Gen Z, we might as well join them," said Grassley, still breathing heavily from his performance. "Besides, this system makes more sense than explaining how someone can win the presidency with fewer votes."
Under the new system, presidential candidates must create official TikTok accounts with the handle format @POTUS_Dancer_[YEAR], where their campaign messaging will be delivered exclusively through interpretive d...