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There is no one in the entire United States who makes more TV commercials than Taylor Swift. Tay-Tay has sung country, pop, blues, gospel, and even recorded a hip hop album with noted rapper Yo Yo Afro Woke. And now The News Now News Agency is reporting that Swift, who is the girlfriend of TV Old West star Anson Mount, who appears on "Hell On Wheels," has just signed to be the new spokeswoman for Non-Knock-Up™ birth control pills. TNNNA reporter Cleopatra Dishmaker noted that the pills come in 19 different colors and are very easy to swallow as they are the size of a grain of salt. SIDENOTE: Miss Dishmaker stated that Swift told her that the pills work extremely well as evidenced by Swift and boyfriend Anson Mount who have sexual relations 6 to 7 times a week. https://lighthousenewsnetwork.com/taylor-swift-is-the-new-spokeswoman-for-non-knock-up-birth-control-pills/?feed_id=13599&_unique_id=6793d21ab578d

NASHVILLE, TN — In a move that has already triggered global economic tremors, pop superstar Taylor Swift announced her latest album "Reputation: The Revenge of the Swifties" will be released exclusively through her own cryptocurrency, SwiftCoin, causing worldwide panic and the spontaneous formation of underground Swift-based economies. "This isn't just an album, it's a financial revolution," said Dr. Eleanor Matthews, head of the newly established Department of Swiftonomics at Harvard Business School. "We're seeing entire nations restructuring their GDP around projected Swift streams." The album, described by Swift's team as "however long it takes to destroy my enemies," requires listeners to solve a series of increasingly complex Easter eggs just to access each track. Early reports suggest the first song can only be unlocked by creating a detailed conspiracy board connecting all of Swift's ex-boyfriends to the illumina...

One of America's most popular celebrity couples, Taylor Swift and Anson Mount, have just shocked the world with their audacious plan to acquire the Los Angeles Lakers, according to an exclusive revelation by Sports Bet Gazette writer Zorro La Bamba. It appears that the current Lakers owner, Jeanie Buss, aged 61, is not only looking to sell the team but has an intriguing scheme up her sleeve. Sources close to Buss claim that she intends to invest the sale proceeds in Dallas Cowboys stock with the hope of becoming the first-ever cross-sport team owner. However, amidst the whirlwind of rumors, an anonymous insider dropped a bombshell. It is speculated that Taylor Swift and Anson Mount's interest in the Lakers is not purely motivated by their love for basketball. Rumor has it that the couple is secretly planning to turn the team into a singing and acting extravaganza, with Taylor Swift performing exclusive halftime concerts and Anson Mount directing dramatic basketbal...

Ruggedly handsome Wild West TV star Anson Mount spoke with Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle Tonight, and talked about the rumor mill rumor that his hot, sexy, songstress girlfriend Taylor Swift is pregnant with his baby. Mount confessed to de Gallo, that he and his blonde lover practice several means of birth control including beer, wine, and even, at times, simply just pulling out. Anson also touched on the rumor that he recently purchased a $1.7 million engagement ring from Johnny Cash's famous jewellery store, "Rings of Fire". Tay-Tay suddenly walked into the beach house that the couple shares on Malibu Beach named Casa Mount Swift , and she stressed in no uncertain terms that she does not need a ring to know that she is the only woman that Mount wants to mount ... (Don't give up the day job Taylor!) ■ https://lighthousenewsnetwork.com/hell-on-wheels-star-anson-mount-addresses-the-rumor-that-taylor-swift-is-pregnant-with-his-baby/?feed_id=12220...

LaLaLand Daily reporter Willow Tulsa reports that Hollywood is abuzz with the uproarious news that America's "Lovebirds," Taylor Swift and her boyfriend Anson Mount, are set to star in the outrageously spoofy comedy film, "The Hilarious Hijinks of Bonnie & Clyde." The movie, written and directed by funnyman Dan Aykroyd, takes a wild and satirical spin on the infamous duo's crime spree, infusing it with slapstick humor, absurd situations, and witty one-liners. Miss Tulsa, who was lucky enough to witness the hilarity firsthand, shared some unforgettable moments from the set. In one scene, Taylor (Bonnie) and Anson (Clyde) find themselves in a comically chaotic car chase, complete with bananas flying out of the windows and a trail of rubber chickens left in their wake. Another scene features a side-splitting parody of their infamous shootout, where they engage in an outrageous exchange of custard pies and water balloons with the bumbling law en...

Taylor Swift told Hacienda Fiddle with Boom Boom News that she is proud as hell that her stud boyfriend Anson Mount's Instagram followers have increased by 700% in just the past 30 days. The handsome, rugged star of the TV Western "Hell On Wheels," has become even more popular than Brad Pitt and George Clooney in their hey day. Tay Tay even noted that Anson's bobblehead doll is now second only to hers. Miss Fiddle asked Taylor about the rumor mill rumors that are swirling around that the two are headed for the altar. Swift turned three shades of pink, raised her eyebrows, took a sip of her papaya Margarita and replied, "Well Hacie, truth be told, I have to admit that I have the wedding night itchies down in my nether region." WTF? ■ https://lighthousenewsnetwork.com/taylor-swift-is-proud-that-boyfriend-anson-mounts-instagram-followers-have-gone-up-700-in-just-the-past-month/?feed_id=11010&_unique_id=674b70e7b3714

It has been confirmed by Press Extra reporter Voodoo Dupree that 'America's Happiest Couple,' Taylor Swift and Anson Mount have just finished filming a commercial for McDonalds. In the commercial the star of the hit western "Hell On Wheels" and the blonde songstress drive into a Mickey D's drive-thru lane on two quarter horses and place their order. The drive thru employee is shocked as she sees the two famous celebrities and she calls over nine of the employees who go outside and take selfies with the two mega stars. Both Anson and Tay-Tay comment that they have been eating Big Macs and McFries since they were both knee-high to a grasshopper. https://lighthousenewsnetwork.com/taylor-swift-and-anson-mount-film-a-commercial-for-mcdonalds/?feed_id=10567&_unique_id=6748b25ec5e14

Taylor Swift who has been up on Cloud 9 since she began her intimate relationship with the star of "Hell On Wheels," Anson Mount reveals that she and Anson are now the proud owners of a new chicken chain. The new eatery is named The Taylor Swift Old Fashioned Chattanooga Chicken Tenders Diner. The establishment uses only the finest, home-grown chickens anywhere in the good old USA. Swift told a reporter with Wild Whispers that the chickens that they use are injected with a special ingredient that not only makes the chicken taste better, but it is also makes it the healthiest chicken of any cluck cluck eatery in the entire nation. When asked by WW's Margarita Mixx what the special ingredient was, Tay-Tay simply replied that the name of the ingredient starts with a Q and ends with a Y. https://lighthousenewsnetwork.com/taylor-swift-opens-the-old-fashioned-chattanooga-chicken-tenders-diner/?feed_id=9312&_unique_id=67433a04b807b

There is no one in the entire United States who makes more TV commercials than Taylor Swift. Tay-Tay has sung country, pop, blues, gospel, and even recorded a hip hop album with noted rapper Yo Yo Afro Woke. And now The News Now News Agency is reporting that Swift, who is the girlfriend of TV Old West star Anson Mount, who appears on "Hell On Wheels," has just signed to be the new spokeswoman for Non-Knock-Up™ birth control pills. TNNNA reporter Cleopatra Dishmaker noted that the pills come in 19 different colors and are very easy to swallow as they are the size of a grain of salt. SIDENOTE: Miss Dishmaker stated that Swift told her that the pills work extremely well as evidenced by Swift and boyfriend Anson Mount who have sexual relations 6 to 7 times a week. https://lighthousenewsnetwork.com/taylor-swift-is-the-new-spokeswoman-for-non-knock-up-birth-control-pills/?feed_id=8290&_unique_id=6740d69eb4e28