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The latest rumor to come out of Big D (Dallas) is that Cowboys owner Jerry Jones , 80, allegedly engaged in an epic dance-off with two of his team cheerleaders. According to Hollywood Innuendo reporter Sausalito Ole, the two brave dancers who dared to challenge Jones on the dance floor are Kelli Baffle, 24, and Tess Oakwood, 25. Miss Baffle revealed that what started as a friendly tap on the shoulder quickly escalated into a full-blown dance extravaganza. Jones unleashed his hidden moves, busting out dance styles from the disco era, including the "Jerry Jones Hustle" and the "Cowboy Shuffle." Witnesses claim that the dance battle reached its peak when Jones and the cheerleaders synchronized their moves to perform a "Cowboy Conga Line," with Jones leading the way in his signature cowboy hat. Meanwhile, Jones has clarified that he was simply showcasing his dancing skills to the newest members of the renowned cheerleader squad. He claims ...

The latest rumor to come out of Big D (Dallas) is that Cowboys owner Jerry Jones, 80, allegedly engaged in an epic dance-off with two of his team cheerleaders. According to Hollywood Innuendo reporter Sausalito Ole, the two brave dancers who dared to challenge Jones on the dance floor are Kelli Baffle, 24, and Tess Oakwood, 25. Miss Baffle revealed that what started as a friendly tap on the shoulder quickly escalated into a full-blown dance extravaganza. Jones unleashed his hidden moves, busting out dance styles from the disco era, including the "Jerry Jones Hustle" and the "Cowboy Shuffle." Witnesses claim that the dance battle reached its peak when Jones and the cheerleaders synchronized their moves to perform a "Cowboy Conga Line," with Jones leading the way in his signature cowboy hat. Meanwhile, Jones has clarified that he was simply showcasing his dancing skills to the newest members of the renowned cheerleader squad. He claims t...

Sportsapalooza writer Pia Confetti has just shattered the sports world with her latest scoop. In an exclusive interview, Jerry Jones, the flamboyant owner of the Dallas Cowboys, revealed his secret discussions with none other than Tom Brady, the legendary quarterback who recently retired from the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Jones, known for his deep pockets and grand ambitions, made it clear that he's been captivated by the allure of "Tom Terrific." Money is no obstacle for the magnate, who possesses a financial empire spanning banks, factories, an airline, cruise ships, and even a Las Vegas hotel and casino. According to Jones, he is enamored with Brady's unparalleled work ethic, his encyclopedic knowledge of football, and his unabashed devotion to the beloved Texas-based Whataburger food franchise. With his high-profile divorce from a certain South American golddigger behind him, Brady can now focus his undivided attention on the game, making him an even ...

The word on the streets of Chicago, the hometown of for Bulls superstar Michael Jordan, is that the greatest basketball player of all time wants to purchase, the Dallas Cowboys. Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight said that Jordan told him that he tried to buy the New York Yankees but the Steinbrenner family would not sell. He then expressed an interest in buying the Chicago Bulls, but owner Jerry Reinsdorf wanted way too much. Next, Jordan called up Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones and told him that he wants to buy his team. Jones told Michael that since he's now 80, he has been seriously thinking about selling the team, because he just does not feel that his two sons have what it takes to run a high profile team like the "Boys." From Pico de Gallo: I truly believe that there is a very damn good chance that in the not-too-distant future the great Michael Jordan could very well become the new owner of the great Dallas Cowboys. https://l...