Megan Fox Buys Entire Zoo to House Her Growing Collection of Exotic Pets
MALIBU, CA - In a move that has left her concerned neighbors and local animal welfare groups utterly baffled, actress Megan Fox has reportedly purchased an entire struggling zoo to use as a private sanctuary for her rapidly expanding collection of rare and dangerous exotic pets.
Witnesses in the quiet Malibu suburb where Fox resides claim they've grown accustomed to the unusual sight of the 36-year-old Transformers star strolling casually down the sidewalk, leading a veritable menagerie of exotic animals on leashes - including lions, tigers, a towering giraffe, and even the occasional kangaroo.
"At first we were all kind of taken aback, you know? Seeing Megan Fox just casually walking a full-grown tiger down the street like it's a golden retriever," said longtime neighbor Harold Wilkins. "But I guess when you're a mega-famous Hollywood actress, the rules just don't apply to you the same way. Now it's just a regular Tuesday around here."
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