PGA Tour bans fans from yelling stupid stuff after tee shots
The PGA Tour has announced new rules for fans yelling out really stupid stuff after a player's tee shot.
"We'll be cracking down hard," stated Bunker Hozelslicer, the new Director of Fans Yelling Out Stupid Stuff.
Apparently, the new rules go way beyond immediate ejection of the violating fan from the tournament.
"Yep, we're gonna teach these dumb asses just how annoying they truly are," added Mr. Hozelslicer. "Everyone hates 'em. It's time to crack down."
So, starting this weekend, if you are caught yelling any of the following: Ba-ba-booie , Mash Potatoes , or Light the Candle , you will be promptly handcuffed to a brightly decorated golf cart and driven to the most remote area of the golf course property, where you will be forced to listen to 2 solid hours of other dumb asses yelling stupid stuff at you through bullhorns. "Or anyone that wants to join in, really," added Hozelslicer.
"If that doesn...