Rosie O'Donnell Moves to Ireland, Immediately Declares Herself Queen of the Emerald Isle

In a shocking turn of events, Rosie O'Donnell, the renowned comedian and actress, has not only relocated to Ireland but has also taken it upon herself to declare her sovereignty over the Emerald Isle. This bold move comes as she seeks to escape the political turmoil in the United States, which she has been vocal about criticizing.

"I never thought I'd leave America, but Ireland has stolen my heart," O'Donnell said in a statement. "And since I'm here, I figured, why not go all in? I've always been a natural leader, and what better way to lead than as the Queen of Ireland?"

O'Donnell's ascension to the throne was met with a mix of amusement and confusion among the Irish locals. While some welcomed her with open arms, others questioned the legitimacy of her claim. "We didn't exactly have a royal election, but she does make a mean Irish stew," said a Dublin resident.

As Queen, O'Donnell has vowed to bring about a new era of peace, equality, and comedy to Ireland. Her first decree was to make Guinness free for all citizens on Fridays, which was met with widespread approval.

When asked about her plans for dealing with the existing Irish government, O'Donnell smiled mischievously. "Oh, they're welcome to stay as my advisors. After all, who needs a parliament when you have a queen with a sharp wit and a love for Irish folklore?"

O'Donnell's move to Ireland was initially sparked by her dissatisfaction with the U.S. political climate, particularly following Donald Trump's reelection123. However, it seems she has found a new passion in ruling Ireland, at least in her own imaginative realm.

In response to her declaration, President Trump tweeted, "Fake news! Rosie O'Donnell can't even rule her own household, let alone a whole country. Sad!" O'Donnell retorted, "At least my kingdom doesn't have a wall around it, Donny."

As the news spreads, fans and critics alike are left wondering if this is just another chapter in O'Donnell's satirical playbook or a genuine attempt at royal ambition. Either way, it's clear that Rosie O'Donnell is determined to make her mark on Ireland, one joke at a time.

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