The Goombalini crime family is very close with the warden of Sing Sing Prison

The notorious East Coast crime family, the Goombalini's, have just informed reporter Carmine Calatino, with The New York Sunshine Observer Newspaper that they recently spoke with the warden of Sing Sing Prison. The Mafia family spokesman Piccolo Stellafini divulged that Warden Tim "The Boulder" Tycaster and the family boss Salvatore Goombalini attended Brooklyn's PS 7707 elementary school together. The two became very close friend's and Sal paid for the entire wedding of Tycaster's beautifully stunning daughter Valerie Tycaster to a Goombalini cousin Vito Miatani. So as anyone can clearly see Sal and Tim are like brothers and Sal has asked him to place Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump in a prison cell with the meaniest, nastiest, Trump-hating inmate in the entire prison. SIDENOTE: Calatino remarked that the warden told Goombalini, "You got it bro. I've got just the brutha to put the Trump with, and this guy makes a rattlesnake look like a little fishing worm."
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