HOLLYWOOD — In a stunning move that no one could have possibly seen coming except for literally everyone, DreamWorks Animation has officially announced Shrek 5 will introduce a brand-new character: Shrek’s long-lost brother, Brock the Ogre , a smooth-talking, ruggedly handsome, and completely unnecessary addition to the Shrek universe. Even less shocking? He will be voiced by Chris Pratt.
“Fans have been waiting years for a Shrek sequel, and we wanted to make sure we delivered something fresh, exciting, and, most importantly, completely dictated by market research,” said a DreamWorks spokesperson at a press conference, standing in front of a 60-foot cardboard cutout of Chris Pratt flexing. “Brock is the fun, relatable, and slightly more attractive alternative to Shrek, perfect for today’s audiences who demand protagonists that look like they have a personal trainer.”
A Brother With a Conveniently Marketable Backstory
According to DreamWorks, Brock the Ogre is Shrek’s younge...
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