Global Warming - Huge Antarctic Ice Berg Splits Off - Ends up as Icecubes in Australia

Thursday, 26 January 2023

Global Warming directly and Indirectly is causing hug icebergs in Antarctica. Recently - according to CCN News - a 'Biggie' berg split off of the Brunt Ice Shelf. It's over 600 square miles - about the size of Greater London (without the pollution). The Australians are interested and monitoring it - and they hope to tow it to Australia and get lots of bottled water and Icecubes from it. Of course the biggest global warming Antarctic iceberg was 'Big Boy' - A68A - in 2017. It was bigger than the British hostage country of Wales. It was a thousand miles across - bounced off a few Islands - dug a few Panama Canals in the ocean floor - and ended up as swimming pool water in New Zealand. There were a few Penguins on it - and the 'Zealies' found out Penguin meat cooked real good on the 'Barbie'. Australia and New Zealand's Berg Patrols are out there right now - looking for the next Big One'. (Plus drinking lots of whiskey.) (Global Warming Writing Bot - ‘Suntan')
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