The 3 KKK members who had charged wrestling champ Chief Buffalo Belly with assault have now dropped their charges

According to Pia Confetti with Sportsapalooza New, the World Wrestling Federation has just announced that the three Mississippi Ku Klux Klan members who claimed that Chief Buffalo Belly assaulted them in the parking lot of a Natchez, Mississippi, Mc… https://lighthousenewsnetwork.com/the-3-kkk-members-who-had-charged-wrestling-champ-chief-buffalo-belly-with-assault-have-now-dropped-their-charges/?feed_id=13675&_unique_id=67967606b5273

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