World Wrestling champion Chief Buffalo Belly says he wants Trump in the ring just for 2 minutes

The International Inquirer has just announced that the greatest wrestler in the world, Chief Buffalo Belly, hates the Trumptwat so much that he will pay him $3,000 or else give him gift certificates for 500 Big Macs if he'll agree to get with him in… https://lighthousenewsnetwork.com/world-wrestling-champion-chief-buffalo-belly-says-he-wants-trump-in-the-ring-just-for-2-minutes/?feed_id=13700&_unique_id=679676c3221a7

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